Entry #7: Friends Please!?

WHAT. THE. SHIT.

Why is it almost nearly impossible to have a guy that can handle just BEING YOUR FRIEND?! I think I have some reasons...
1. They're horn dogs. All of em. Don't care what you say.
2. Pride. They have too much damn pride to think they can't seduce you
3. They simply think differently than most women

So remember Frankfurt? (See Entry#5)
Well we hung out this last weekend... Good guy. Fun. Yadda yadda. We really don't have much in common and there's not much attraction there on my end... But we accidentally slipped and fell on to one another and did the dirty. Ugh. Ok. BAD IDEA. What the hell is my problem?! I was (still am) totally peeved about the whole deal with the Cowboy (Mr Grade School) that I just wanted to prove something to myself?! For my own selfish pride?! I'm a hot mess. Not only that but I really thought that we were on the same page... Just friends... that slept together once. APPARENTLY NOT. I had to get up early to go to work the next day and I let him stay to sleep. Told him to lock the door when he left. When I came home- there was a note on the counter:
"Thanks for letting me stay and sleep in! Hope you had a good day. Ill miss sleeping next to you tonight. <3 Frank"
.....
UMMMMMMMMM.... ok?! I can handle the note.... Sure. But he did something else. He CLEANED my apartment. Not like a Mr. Clean cleaning but he put the sheets in the laundry, made the bed, picked up the kitchen, lined up my shoes nice by the door and left me a freshly loaded bowl....
WHAT kind of guy does these things?! Even if they're your "friend"?! That totally took me off guard. I tried not to think much of it- maybe he's just being a nice guy. But NOW... ohhhh boy... Now he wants to hang out all the time. He texts me the little Kissy Face emoticon on the iPhones... and I'm just rather uncomfortable about it all.

Tuesday night I had car trouble.... Starter went out (FML!!) and was stranded for a bit. By the time I was rescued and got home it was like.... 11pm. I was annoyed, freaked out, stressed and just tired. So I went to bed. I woke up to 3 missed calls, a voice mail and 3 texts all from him. OMG. REALLY?! Ugh.
I courteously texted him to let him know I was fine and had fallen asleep. He then mentions that he even drove by my house to see if I was OK but it looked like no one was home... UM. WHAT?! Creeper. Seriously.
I did NOT intend for this to happen at all and now I fear that I can't even be his FRIEND anymore! Meatball and I were talking about this... we have noticed that lately- since we've gotten older- guys "catch feelings" WAY easier than girls do now. At least in our experiences...
Used to be when I wanted a serious relationship, and to have someone fall hard for me and be around all the time- I never could find that. Now that I DON'T want that- I am finding guys that do. How come we can't all just be on the same page?! Sheeeeeeeeesh!
Now I have to eventually tell Frankfurt that things are strictly friendly between us and risk losing a friend all for one night of not even that good drunken sex. RAWR.